snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold

drwnmeout:

If I had to choose her or the sun, I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun.

fitandwild:

this is cute as fuck. sorry not sorry.

fitandwild:

this is cute as fuck. sorry not sorry.

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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